When it comes to Thanksgiving, I’m a complete and total purist. I want and LOVE the same old food year after year. Having said that, I do like to peek at magazines with their beautifully inviting photos and blurbs boasting New Turkey Roasting Techniques and Easy Last-Minute and NO STRESS whatevers. Actually, I’m still looking for something that will tell me how to Eat All the Carbs and Turkey You Want With No Narcolpetic-Like Side Effects or Weight Gain! Right.